![]() ![]() Why does the military have a strict dress code for ceremonies and events?… Civilian cadual tees are not acceptable. ![]() What do you call a military officer who goes to the bathroom a lot?… A LOO tenant!.What do you call a group of babies who enlists in the military?… The INFANTry!.Why aren’t there any insects in an military base?… It’s a “no fly” zone!.Why did the Soldier bring a blanket to an active battle zone?… He needed cover!.Why didn’t the troop tell anyone about their rank in the military?… It was private.What is a military person’s least favorite month?… March.Why do optometrists set their clocks to military time?… They want their patients to see 20:20!.Navy jet pilot: This is it! We’re flying faster than the speed of sound! Copilot: What? ( Pilot Jokes & Plane Jokes).Why do they actually prefer non-swimmers in the Navy?… They defend their ship with a lot more enthusiasm.Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name all the branches of the US Military? ( Canoe Jokes).Army soldiers can’t comprehend the 6-foot social distancing requirement… But everyone in the navy can fathom it.Have you heard about the karate champion who joined the armed forces?… The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself! ( Veterans Day Jokes & Karate Jokes).I’m not changing my course.” The light signals back a final message: “I’m a lighthouse. You must change your course, sir.” Now the captain is mad. You must change your course, sir.” The light signals back, “I’m a Seaman First Class. He turns on his signal lamp and sends, “Change your course, 10 degrees west.” The light signals back, “Change yours, 10 degrees east.” The captain gets a little annoyed. A captain notices a light in the distance, on a collision course with his ship.Did you know you can’t eat ice cream in the military?… Apparently you get arrested for desserting.What do you call a military tree who doesn’t return on time?… Absent without leaf.But actually they prefer the arrrrrrrrmy. A lot of people assume pirates prefer to be in the navy….That’s why in the navy, the captain goes down with the ship. When I lost my rifle, the army charged me $255.99.Civil war jokes?… I don’t General Lee like them.What is the ideal day to celebrate Armed Forces Day?… March forth! ( March Jokes).Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Armed Forces jokes.Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings! ( Memorial Day Knock Knock Jokes).Find qualified tutors in your area today! My Town Tutors is a great resource for parents & teachers.
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